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But every now and then, you',ll go on a date that',s so bad it warrants its own story. In this Reddit thread, people shared stories from the worst dates they',d been on — and some of them are almost too bad to believe. 12 real-life first date horror stories — from one date who pooped their pants to another who was openly sexist.
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Anyone who has ever used a dating app should know that the odds of actually having a good date are fairly slim. In fact, being on a dating app for a long time more or less guarantees that, at some point, you will have a truly awful date. Or, in some cases, a truly horrifying date. In a recent Reddit thread, people shared their dating horror stories. And although none of them are bad enough to scare you off from dating for life, they'll make you thankful for all of the good dates you've been on. INSIDER was unable to independently verify these stories, but they're still fun to read. 1. He leaned in for a kiss and pooped his pants. "I literally had a guy lean in to kiss me and s--- his pants. He was like, 'it feels really warm in my underwear for some reason.' Then I could smell what seemed to be a baby diaper. He ran into the bathroom and said he'd be free balling the rest of the night." - Reddit user josh_t_bone. 2. He (probably) had filthy hands. "I met up with a guy at a bar. It was like pulling teeth to talk with him. I try to talk about travel — 'I don't see why anyone would ever want to leave the US.' I try to talk about running — 'I don't know why people run for fun.' Finally he contributes something as says he likes cars. So I tell him about how my brother just purchased an Aston Martin. 'Aston Martins are ****. I really only like Camaros.' I tell him I drove an old Camaro for nine years — 'You don't know s--- about cars.' (I don't, not going to deny that. but really, all I said was that I drove a Camaro from age 16-25). Then, to top in off, he starts talking about No Fap. and how he tried that but it just made him angry, so he followed strict 'masturbate once every three days' policy. He said it gave him sizeable loads without affecting his mood. Check please. Separate, duh. As we part ways, he tries to go in for a hand shake. I jokingly ask if he masturbated today. He says yes. I ask if he washed his hands. He hesitates. I smile and say bye, leaving his hand hanging out there. By the time I get home, he has deleted me from Tinder." - Reddit user Chaharlot. 3. He didn',t know when to leave. "I had a guy come over and he was attractive so we had sex and then went to sleep. I had to wake this kid up at noon and be like OK, I have to get ready for work, you need to leave. So he started to get dressed and couldn't find one sock. HE ACCUSED ME OF STEALING IT. He searched through all my drawers and dumped out my dirty clothes hamper looking for it. I ended up finding it weeks later in my sock drawer. I kind of think he planted it there, but I'm not sure why. So he finally starts to leave and HIS CAR GOT TOWED because he parked exactly where I told him not to. Looking back now I would've told him tough s---, got him an Uber and went to work. But I took him to the car tow place so he could get it back. And of course he doesn't have his wallet. So I had to pay for it, and sign for it because he doesn't have an ID on him. BUT the car tow place DOESN'T TAKE CARDS so we had to go find an ATM to get cash. So he finally gets his car, I'm already like 30 minutes late to work, and he goes, 'Okay I'll call you later' and I just said 'Never talk to me again.' He texted a few hours later and said he lost the stylus for his phone. I blocked his number." - Reddit user Shmalloryrenee.
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Article:
But every now and then, you',ll go on a date that',s so bad it warrants its own story. In this Reddit thread, people shared stories from the worst dates they',d been on — and some of them are almost too bad to believe. 12 real-life first date horror stories — from one date who pooped their pants to another who was openly sexist.
Click here for online dating horror stories
Anyone who has ever used a dating app should know that the odds of actually having a good date are fairly slim. In fact, being on a dating app for a long time more or less guarantees that, at some point, you will have a truly awful date. Or, in some cases, a truly horrifying date. In a recent Reddit thread, people shared their dating horror stories. And although none of them are bad enough to scare you off from dating for life, they'll make you thankful for all of the good dates you've been on. INSIDER was unable to independently verify these stories, but they're still fun to read. 1. He leaned in for a kiss and pooped his pants. "I literally had a guy lean in to kiss me and s--- his pants. He was like, 'it feels really warm in my underwear for some reason.' Then I could smell what seemed to be a baby diaper. He ran into the bathroom and said he'd be free balling the rest of the night." - Reddit user josh_t_bone. 2. He (probably) had filthy hands. "I met up with a guy at a bar. It was like pulling teeth to talk with him. I try to talk about travel — 'I don't see why anyone would ever want to leave the US.' I try to talk about running — 'I don't know why people run for fun.' Finally he contributes something as says he likes cars. So I tell him about how my brother just purchased an Aston Martin. 'Aston Martins are ****. I really only like Camaros.' I tell him I drove an old Camaro for nine years — 'You don't know s--- about cars.' (I don't, not going to deny that. but really, all I said was that I drove a Camaro from age 16-25). Then, to top in off, he starts talking about No Fap. and how he tried that but it just made him angry, so he followed strict 'masturbate once every three days' policy. He said it gave him sizeable loads without affecting his mood. Check please. Separate, duh. As we part ways, he tries to go in for a hand shake. I jokingly ask if he masturbated today. He says yes. I ask if he washed his hands. He hesitates. I smile and say bye, leaving his hand hanging out there. By the time I get home, he has deleted me from Tinder." - Reddit user Chaharlot. 3. He didn',t know when to leave. "I had a guy come over and he was attractive so we had sex and then went to sleep. I had to wake this kid up at noon and be like OK, I have to get ready for work, you need to leave. So he started to get dressed and couldn't find one sock. HE ACCUSED ME OF STEALING IT. He searched through all my drawers and dumped out my dirty clothes hamper looking for it. I ended up finding it weeks later in my sock drawer. I kind of think he planted it there, but I'm not sure why. So he finally starts to leave and HIS CAR GOT TOWED because he parked exactly where I told him not to. Looking back now I would've told him tough s---, got him an Uber and went to work. But I took him to the car tow place so he could get it back. And of course he doesn't have his wallet. So I had to pay for it, and sign for it because he doesn't have an ID on him. BUT the car tow place DOESN'T TAKE CARDS so we had to go find an ATM to get cash. So he finally gets his car, I'm already like 30 minutes late to work, and he goes, 'Okay I'll call you later' and I just said 'Never talk to me again.' He texted a few hours later and said he lost the stylus for his phone. I blocked his number." - Reddit user Shmalloryrenee.
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