I'll tell you what my current option is: Boxing my starter and pretending it never existed in the first place.
You telling me that already disgusting bowtie wearing, 4x weak to ice, mr I lose to spheal lookin bird dinner evolves into this?
Excuse me? Did this thing just age to be in it's late 20's? Tell me why homeboy looks like he's trying so hard to look formal but in the end he's got a dumb hair flap in his face. I wouldn't trust this thing with my life are you kidding me? Hand me a Rattata, it learns ice beam, I'll be fine. Man you try to travel with this thing but it probably needs a tea break every 20 minutes and when it comes down to winter time it stays KO'd from the cold weather. Good thing it's weak to fire too so I can go ahead and cook this thing for a meal, but I'll move on.
Popplio. My boy. You were styling on these kids. You were about to hit dabs while throwing ice beams at rowlets, and hydro pumps at littens.
SO WHAT IS THIS?
WE CANT STYLE ON THESE TRAINERS LIKE THIS B. WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO CRY IF SOMEONE ROASTS YOUR TUTU? WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR HAIR, B? ARE THOSE BRAIDS? Man Popplio, Brionne, whatever you wanna be called; You got one more chance. You better turn into a majestic water and fairy type or I'm gonna box you so fast. This better be some sort of mid-teen-identity crisis. I'll smack you on your braids.
heugh heugh it's LIT
Alright. I won't flex. I respect the style. Lookin like a spunky, edgy simba. I can dig it. However; 1. It's a cat. Cats are dumb. You ever try to pet a cat? They get mad and start attacking you. Plus they're lazy. and super full of themselves. Dumb cats. 2. Are you gonna stay mono fire my guy? Because if so you might as well just be average. Gonna be looking like an edgy pyroar. 3. So help me, game freak. If this thing stands up on it's back legs on it's final evolution, and is a fire/fighting type; I'm gonna suplex you guys. Like straight up. This whole pig monkey chicken cat fire fighting type thing is enough. I'll fight you all. 4. If you're fire/dark you better not be worse than houndoom or I'm legit never using you in my life
Current starter: Mimikyu.
50 thousand people used to live here...Now it's a ghost town.