DITTOS!!!

[TEX0311]

I've started competitive pokemon recently and I've hit a brick wall trying to get Jolteon wiith HP Ice. I even learned the time machine method, but I haven't found ANY pokemon that I own with x/30/30/x/x/x, so I can't pass the 2 stats i need to be even. I did get lucky with and eevee, it had 31/14/24/31/31/31. Though, the defense being 24 is really annoying.

So to my request: can somebody trade me a 30/30/30/30/30/30 ditto? I have a couple of things to offer that i think most people would like:

Shiny buneary(female) x/31/x/31/31/31 jolly nature with fake out.
Froakie (female) 31/x/x/31/31/31 timid nature with protean.
Charmander(male) 31/31/31/31/31/31 with solar power.
Phanpy (female) 31/31/31/x/31/31 careful nature with ice shard.
Whismur(female) 31/31/31/31/31/31
Blaziken (male) 31/31/31/x/31/31 jolly nature with speed boost

I also have 'mons I received through Wondertrade, and I think most of them are legit (they all have the blue pentagon, but I don't know if that can be hacked in).

For example:
Shiny Pyroar (male) 31/x/31/x/31/31 timid nature
Feraligatr (male) 31/31/x/31/31/31 adamant nature with ddance.

Either direct trade or through the gts, you decide!

Well, that's that and thanks in advance.