[DISCUSSION] Which Trainer Class is the Most Attractive? - with 0kamii

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Hi, everybody! It's 0kamii, and today I want to spread the spirit of love in honor of Valentine's Day!

Are you feeling lonely because society tells you that some random day in February is the one day a year everyone is obligated to confess their love? Or if you're already in a relationship, to prove it? Well, fear. For there is no judgment when 0kamii posts, and to keep everyone spirits up, I thought it'd make a fun post to share some of our biggest poké-crushes. Keep in mind, this list is NOT for characters, only trainer classes. You may have a crush on Cynthia, or Drayden, or Blue for whatever reason, but this is exclusively for generic trainer classes. Trainers that help you along your journey, and share face with all the other people along the road that happens to be the same class as them. Be it Hiker, Ace Trainer, Tuber, or Aroma Lady, I'm sure at some point everyone has seen a trainer class and thought, "Whew, that's a whole lotta..." man/woman, whatever your preference. So that being said, I ask:

 

Which Trainer Class is the Most Attractive? - with 0kamii

 

Disclaimer: This is a joke-post, and will not feature any explicit content. Any users that do write suggestive replies will be warned about their conduct and have their reply changed. Keep it G, everyone! Thank you.

This list is in no particular order, just seven trainer classes that I would argue are the most heated. Well, sans the last one. Other than that, these are just some of the trainers that I've sneezed at from time to time, and I won't go too in-depth with each. No point, I think most are pretty self-explanatory. Let's start with a few honorable mentions!

 

Honorable Mentions

The Kindler (ORAS)

 

I admire a working man, and this guy appears to love what he's doing. I could see myself having a romantic conversation with him around that campfire he's probably about to build. He is a kindler after all. That, and @The_Flaine can tell you personally, I like bigger guys. Just a preference. And the kindler fits that bill.

 

The Street Thug (ORAS)

 

Remember what I said about liking bigger guys? Yep, I see that stomach, and it's postively adorable! I don't even mind the snide look, I'm sure you're deeply hurt inside, and I'd love to have a nice long chat, help you work throughout whatever sadness you feel, then maybe you can sweep me off my feet. Besides, you know what they say about bigger guys...they're just more to love!

Now we move into the actually top 5 contenders for who I believe to be some of the most attractive trainer classes. Let us begin with:

 

5) Ace Trainer (Male-SM)

 

Probably the only trainer class on my list that I'd actually have a chance with, I like someone that's ambitious and goes after what they want. Someone so young who's also such a talented trainer really catches my eye, and while I'm not totally on bored with the, uh...Justin Bieber hair...I think everything else makes up for it. Only thing is, that boy's getting a haircut before he buys me anything!

 

4) Waitress (XY)

 

I mentioned over in the Kindler that I liked a working man, and I appreciate a working woman just as much. She's probably tired of putting her hair up in that tail, yet she does it anyway. Not only that, but it doesn't look like she has any makeup on either. Mad respect for this working girl. Nothing is more attractive than confidence, and I bet that she has loads of it to go to work without a drop of eyeliner. That's my girl!

 

3) Veteran Trainer (Male-XY)/Firefighter

 

This spot actually goes to the Veteran Trainer from X & Y, but I just lumped it together with the firefighter from SM because they look like they could be the same guy. See below. Anyway, I'm sure this guy is quite experienced, and I'd be very curious to see how he'd treat me compared to that Ace Trainer from earlier. One thing's for sure, though. I certinaly wouldn't be paying on that first date. And he's got that darker skin and 4 o'clock shadow. Hehe. Yep, I'd bring him to a high school reunion.

 

See? Practically identical.

 

2) The Delinquent (ORAS)

 

The second of two females on here, I think the green-blonde hair is very pretty. Not to mention that I can't stand girly-girls. I'd prefer a woman that can handler herself, and based on that stern expression, this delinquent seems to fit that role. Also, got to give her props for the Minun on her hoodie. Respect!

 

1) Surfer (USUM)

 

Why...hello, Carlton. Basically the whole reason I made this list in the first place, I distinctly remember exclaiming to myself, "Whew, that's a man!" when I first saw the sprite for the surfer. He's rugged, care-free, muscular, a bit on the bigger side, and he's got that scrumptious chocolate skin. What else could you want in an attractive trainer class? Also, I appreciate a man who's not afraid to wear earrings. Good on you, Carlton!

Well, that very well may have been the weirdest post I've ever written, but it was super fun. I'm curious to see who all of you have been crushing on, and again, keep it rated G please! This is no site for lewd stuff. Thank you. If you've been missing Amethyst 0mega's newest giveaway, you can click here for the link, as it's presently ongoing. Don't forget to let me all know what Trainer Class YOU think is the most attractive down below, and I'll read you all again on Friday!

Thanks so much for reading, everyone! Battle onwards, friends!

- 0kamii