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How to be a Kahuna
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Hey guys, it's the Kahuna that doesn't do giveaways, AKA the one no one knows about, Ginger. With the new set of Kahunas coming in, I thought it'd be nice to share some very helpful tips and advice on how to reach such a high role. Unlike becoming a mod (Thread here), becoming a Kahuna is much easier, and allows for about anyone to apply as a Kahuna. With that out of the way, here are the requirements to success:
  • Own and wear crocs
  • Must do at least 5 Giveaways on the forum without the use of genning
  • Must write a 3 page essay on who the best Fire Emblem waifu is and why it's Henry
  • Must only eat pineapple pizza
  • Must only play VGC Rotation
  • Must admin a meme page on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook
  • Must accept croissants as equal
  • Must have high quality memes
  • Play competitive Fire Emblem Heroes
  • Must only play Bakugan and main Leonidas
  • Be for therapeutic cloning
  • Must only play Hanzo in Overwatch and scream "WE NEED A HEALER"
  • Must follow Squeab on Twitch and watch everything he streams
  • Accept the fact that you're a sellout
  • Must only watch Sword Art Online
  • Delete anything on your computer that isn't Internet Explorer
  • 100% Sonic '06 twice
  • Must watch any and all videos on 144p

    And the golden rule, the rule you should know the most and is punishable via ban

  • No fun nerd

Glad to share with you the secrets to becoming a Kahuna. PM me if you have any concerns as well as your essay.

Take care Heart
I'm just here.

#RowletBois
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#2
(Feb 8, 2017, 06:26 PM)GingerxPug Wrote:
  • Must accept croissants as equal

bootiful i shed a tear
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#3
0/10 Pineapple on pizza is punishable by death. Leave here you low life. I want my forum great again.
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#4
These seem applicable to just general life
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#5
The best FE Waifu is actually Silas, get it right.
OU MASTER RACE
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#6
nO 

Sonic '06 is THE WORST game. Especially of sonic. I shudder at the thought.

​​​​​​And I couldn't survive watching only Sao. My life consists of hours of anime watching and SAO is not one of them. Used to be.

​//Best waifu is Alphonse//

Just started playing Fire Emblem Heroes x3
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