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How to be a Kahuna - GingerxPug - Feb 8, 2017
Hey guys, it's the Kahuna that doesn't do giveaways, AKA the one no one knows about, Ginger. With the new set of Kahunas coming in, I thought it'd be nice to share some very helpful tips and advice on how to reach such a high role. Unlike becoming a mod (Thread here), becoming a Kahuna is much easier, and allows for about anyone to apply as a Kahuna. With that out of the way, here are the requirements to success:
- Own and wear crocs
- Must do at least 5 Giveaways on the forum without the use of genning
- Must write a 3 page essay on who the best Fire Emblem waifu is and why it's Henry
- Must only eat pineapple pizza
- Must only play VGC Rotation
- Must admin a meme page on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook
- Must accept croissants as equal
- Must have high quality memes
- Play competitive Fire Emblem Heroes
- Must only play Bakugan and main Leonidas
- Be for therapeutic cloning
- Must only play Hanzo in Overwatch and scream "WE NEED A HEALER"
- Must follow Squeab on Twitch and watch everything he streams
- Accept the fact that you're a sellout
- Must only watch Sword Art Online
- Delete anything on your computer that isn't Internet Explorer
- 100% Sonic '06 twice
- Must watch any and all videos on 144p
And the golden rule, the rule you should know the most and is punishable via ban
- No fun nerd
Glad to share with you the secrets to becoming a Kahuna. PM me if you have any concerns as well as your essay.
Take care
RE: How to be a Kahuna - croissant - Feb 8, 2017
(Feb 8, 2017, 06:26 PM)GingerxPug Wrote:
- Must accept croissants as equal
bootiful i shed a tear
RE: How to be a Kahuna - Unit501 - Feb 8, 2017
0/10 Pineapple on pizza is punishable by death. Leave here you low life. I want my forum great again.
RE: How to be a Kahuna - Rockycombo - Feb 8, 2017
These seem applicable to just general life
RE: How to be a Kahuna - Kris - Feb 8, 2017
The best FE Waifu is actually Silas, get it right.
RE: How to be a Kahuna - Myamoo425 - Feb 8, 2017
nO
Sonic '06 is THE WORST game. Especially of sonic. I shudder at the thought.
And I couldn't survive watching only Sao. My life consists of hours of anime watching and SAO is not one of them. Used to be.
//Best waifu is Alphonse//
Just started playing Fire Emblem Heroes x3