In case you didn't get the title:

I didn't do it on porpoise

I'm glad to see you're onboard

I wrote a really biting review

I can't even tuna piano

I'm eeling over with these puns

These puns are really crappie.

Yea in case if you didn't get it EVEN with those fabulous puns, this is an underwater / abyss themed giveaway. For those of you that actually read the instructions, thank you very much.



RULES:

• You may receive 2 pokemon
• No alts, I can sea you remember that
• No reservations due to my packed schedule
• Please try to halt yourself from pming or direct messaging me unless you've encountered problems receiving your pokemon, or else anyone who does pm me something irrelevant, you will be ignored.
• If you have a problem with how these GAs are run you are free to put constructive criticism, however, any offensive comments to fellow community members will be dealt with exempting you from further services of mine. If you don't like this giveaway simply do not participate :]
•Please try to deposit pokemon that aren't crowded on the GTS

Things to consider:

I've lately been traveling an awful lot due to a new 'job' and along with school and tests, my schedule is kinda packed. Due to this, the pokemon being given away will be limited, sorry for the inconvenience. I deeply appreciate all of your guys' patience as well, so thank you for understanding.



Pokemon being given away:




Nickname: Calypso
Gender: female
Level: 100
Item: Choice specs
Ability: Torrent
Nature: Modest
IVs: 6
Evs: 136 HP / 252 SpA / 120
Moves:
- Hydro pump
- Moonblast
- Psychic
- Ice beam



Nickname: None
Gender: Male
Level: 100
Item: Leftovers
Ability: Schooling
Nature: Modest
IVs: 0 attack / 30 speed
EVs: 252 HP / 172 Def / 84 SpA
Moves:
-Protect
-Hidden power (fire)
-ice beam
-Scald




Nickname: Albatross
Gender: Female
Level: 100
Item: Sitrus Berry
Ability: Volt Absorb
Nature: Timid
IVs: 0 Attack
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
-Surf
-Blizzard
-thunderbolt
-soak

(Suggestions for lanturn if you ask for it, I would suggest pairing it with koko or xurkitree with discharge and maybe use a choice scarf on lantern if you want instead and just soak your opponent and keep discharging with koko or xurkitree :] )