[GUIDE] How to Make Malasada the Pokemon Forever Way!

[Justin]

Alola cousin! I bet you didn't know Mamalamasamadamas were real, but they frickin' are. Here's PokemonForever.com's own special recipe. Just kidding, I stealed it from this post on allrecipes.com.
 

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MALADSADA RECIPE

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Ingredients

• 1 (.25 ounce) package active dry yeast
  
• 1 teaspoon white sugar
  
• 1/4 cup warm water (110 degrees F/45 degrees C)
  
• 6 eggs
  
• 6 cups all-purpose flour
  
• 1/2 cup white sugar
  
• 1/4 cup butter, melted
  
• 1 cup evaporated milk
  
• 1 cup water
  
• 1 teaspoon salt
  
• 2 quarts vegetable oil for frying
  
• 2 cups white sugar
  

Directions

1. Dissolve yeast and 1 teaspoon sugar in 1/4 cup warm water; set aside.
   
2. In small bowl, beat eggs until thick.
   
3. Put flour in large bowl, making a well in the center. Into the well add yeast, eggs, 1/2 cup sugar, melted butter, milk, 1 cup water, and salt. Beat thoroughly to form a soft, smooth dough. Cover, let dough rise until doubled.
   
4. Heat oil to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Drop dough by big teaspoonfuls into oil, fry until golden brown. Drain on paper towels, shake in a bag of sugar to coat, and serve hot.
   

Welp that's about it. Don't burn your house down.

[GiMYz]

Diabetes here i come!

[big bird]

Yeah they make them where my mum is from. So G00D :D

[Justin]

(Dec 12, 2016, 09:58 AM)naitre Wrote: Instructions unclear, now my house is on fire and there's a monster in my oven. It ate my neighbor, pls help.

Crap I left out the "don't eat your neighbor" part again! Will correct. Please seek legal cousil.

[w2gMk]

I missread the whole of the yeast part... Thought it said dissolve foot and sugar in warm acid :L I guess its my fault for not putting my best foot forward to make this.

[Justin]

(Dec 12, 2016, 04:01 PM)w2gMk Wrote: I missread the whole of the yeast part... Thought it said dissolve foot and sugar in warm acid :L I guess its my fault for not putting my best foot forward to make this.

we all make mistakes.

[LonerBird]

wow. Ummm. malasadas are for Pokemon. right?. right. okay.