Jan 12, 2016, 07:13 PM
My brother and I were having a fistfight one night. We were only around 7 or 8 years old and we didn't know how to fight too well. We tussled for around 5-10 minutes, and then he gets the idea that he wants to headbutt me like a Snorlax would in Pokemon. As he moved at a surprisingly quick pace toward me, I did the smart thing and moved out of the way. Sadly (for him), i was standing in front of my oak nightstand and he ended up hitting that instead of my gut. He woke up ten minutes later. I placed a glass of water beside him, and pillow under his head, and a get-well card to his side. He read the card, punched me in the face, and he hasn't headbutted anything since.
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