[GIVEAWAY] The 12 days of Modsmas

[Shiny Mew]

@"Squeab"
Here's a cute Pokemon: Mew
Popplio's kinda cute too.
I also wish I were you.
Naw, that's not actually true...
I bet you're soul is really blue,
Like the heart of an Alolan Sandshrew.
Oooo.
I bet that stung like a bee at the zoo.
Or maybe like an emu.
...
That didn't make any sense, probably due to:
that Budew,
or maybe the Snivy too.
Anyhoo...
I should build you a statue.
It'd be brand new,
With help of my Mewtwo.
Whew...
I need a rest of all this, do you?
I could also make some rabbit stew.
The recipe for it came from Yahoo.
But then you could get the stomach flu.
You stopped reading most of this, didn't you?
Good for,wait... who?
@"Squeab" and his Furfrou?
No, obviously that Mimikyu,
And the Scrafty's hairdo.
(Wait, Scrafty isn't cute, undo.)
This is all tried and true,
So now I bid you Adieu.
Adieu.