Pledge Your Allegiance to The Replay

[AbruptFury]

This is where people, far and wide come, to pledge their allegiance to the almighty, TheReplayFlynn. It gives you a place to battle and trade. It gives you a place to meet daily with your friends. It feeds you. It clothes you. It kisses you goodnight. It cheers you up when you are down. It makes you cry or angry when it feels you are too happy. It is all-knowing and all-seeing. It knows what you are doing right now. Pray to TheReplayFlynn everyday and accept it into your life. You will be showered with good times, and much Goomy goo. Please consider this while you are wondering what the hell I am going on about. And have a good day

This definitely belongs in the Everything Else section.