How to be a Kahuna

[GingerxPug]

Hey guys, it's the Kahuna that doesn't do giveaways, AKA the one no one knows about, Ginger. With the new set of Kahunas coming in, I thought it'd be nice to share some very helpful tips and advice on how to reach such a high role. Unlike becoming a mod (Thread here), becoming a Kahuna is much easier, and allows for about anyone to apply as a Kahuna. With that out of the way, here are the requirements to success:

• Own and wear crocs
  
• Must do at least 5 Giveaways on the forum without the use of genning
  
• Must write a 3 page essay on who the best Fire Emblem waifu is and why it's Henry
  
• Must only eat pineapple pizza
  
• Must only play VGC Rotation
  
• Must admin a meme page on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook
  
• Must accept croissants as equal
  
• Must have high quality memes
  
• Play competitive Fire Emblem Heroes
  
• Must only play Bakugan and main Leonidas
  
• Be for therapeutic cloning
  
• Must only play Hanzo in Overwatch and scream "WE NEED A HEALER"
  
• Must follow Squeab on Twitch and watch everything he streams
  
• Accept the fact that you're a sellout
  
• Must only watch Sword Art Online
  
• Delete anything on your computer that isn't Internet Explorer
  
• 100% Sonic '06 twice
  
• Must watch any and all videos on 144p
  
  And the golden rule, the rule you should know the most and is punishable via ban
  
  
• No fun nerd
  

Glad to share with you the secrets to becoming a Kahuna. PM me if you have any concerns as well as your essay.

Take care