Jan 15, 2016, 01:38 PM
I was walking through Central Park after work one day because I wanted to relax. Now I never go outside, I am typically the person who stays inside and watches netflix all day so this was a first for me. Anyway I am walking around the reservoir to see people running and people out of breath trying to catch up with their friends (which bybthe way is why I dont run) and I stop at a bench. Before I sit down I realize that Central Park is actually really beautiful and decide that I would do this more often and actually be a normal human being. As I take out my planner to plan these events, something hits me in the back of the head. I turn around to find a potato on the floor. I look around to see the culprit but no one looked suspicious. To this day I have never found out who actually threw a potato at me. And to this day I have never been back to the reservoir because if no one did it, it was nature telling me to never come back and I am granting its wish. I stay home and watch Netflix.