[S/M] Competitive Discussion & Speculation

[Rogue]

OH MY HEAVENS OH MY STARS WHAT IS THIS TERRIFYING MONSTER OH MY GOSH AHHHHHHH



DO YOU SEE THIS BOY?
WHO'S MANS?
Yo legit do you see how BUFF and POWERFUL this mon is?
Walk up to a little kid ask him what his favorite pokemon is and why

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"Uhm.. Uhmm... My favorite is rowlet its small and cute an-"

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BOY IF YOU DON'T GET THAT SHIRE OUT OF HERE MY HOME BOY ULTRA BEAST 02 EXPANSION WOULD BALL UP ROWLET AND EAT HIM LIKE A GARLIC KNOT

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B-But Rogue we don't know anything about Expa-

WE KNOW MY BOY ULTRA BEAST 02 EXPANSION IS BUFFER THAN CONKELDURR. WE KNOW MY BOY UB0PUNCHYOURPIKACHU HAS THE GAINS TO 1V1 DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON. WOULD YOU RATHER FIGHT DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON OR ALPHA BEAST 02 EXPANSION? BOY ID PICK FIGHTING THE ROCK OVER THIS MONSTER ANY DAY. MY BOY IS STRAIGHT UP ULTRA. MEGA? NAH. GET THAT OUT OF HERE. U L T R A MY BOYS.

LIKE REAL TALK WHAT IS THIS



RIGHT THERE
AT THE BOTTOM
IS MY MANS THROWING AN ELECTRIC SPIRIT BOMB?
IS YOU FOR REAL?
IS HE DESTROYING EARTH? WHAT IS GOING ON I NEED ANSWERS HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE ALL HAVE TO LIVE?!

"Has a body that's a deadly weapon to match its name."

DO. YOU. UNDER. STAND.
HIS BODY.
IS A DEADLY WEAPON.
HE FLEXES.
YOU STRAIGHT UP HAVE TO TAP OUT
ITS DONE
ITS OVER.

IS THIS MAN ELECTRIC BUG? ELECTRIC FIGHTING EVEN? TALONFLAME IS NEUTRAL? SO YOU TELLING ME ALPHA BEAST 02 PUNCHFACE IS GONNA TAKE A BRAVEBIRD, AND SUPLEX T-FLAME INTO AN ELECTRIC SPIRIT BOMB?
EVERYTHING OUT HERE DYING
BOY ON GOD IM TURNING OFF MY DS IF I ENCOUNTER THIS, IT AINT EVEN WORTH IT
I DONT HAVE THE ENERGY TO KEEP GOING TO THE POKECENTER TO REVIVE
THEY LITERALLY GONNA BAN ME BECAUSE I SHOW UP TOO MUCH

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homeboy gonna ignore mimikyu's disguise and ghost typing and punch it in the face and the trainer using it
straight up double OHKO

best mon for sun/moon

if we can even capture it