The Official Pokemon Cheesy Joke Thread

[Johnnyspyguy]

Welp, this thread is for cheesy Pokemon jokes. Anyways, I'll start. 
If someone pressures you, send out a Pokemon with Mold Breaker. (Get it haha lol no never mind)

[Excalibur0126]

Haha I got the joke. Here's an old one. How do you get a Pikachu on a schoolbus? You Pokemon! (Poke him on)

[Johnnyspyguy]

(Mar 21, 2016, 02:26 PM)Excalibur0126 Wrote: Haha I got the joke. Here's an old one. How do you get a Pikachu on a schoolbus? You poke em on! (Pokemon)

Haha I think I heard that joke before

[Oddish 4 ever]

What do you do when Loudred evolves?
But more earplugs!! Lol

[Johnnyspyguy]

(Mar 21, 2016, 03:23 PM)Oddish 4 ever Wrote: What do you do when Loudred evolves?
But more earplugs!! Lol

If Whismur are louder than a jet, I don't think earplugs are going to block out the sound of a Loudred. But still, nice joke!

[w2gMk]

These jokes are quite onixpected... I might need a little skrelp to get by in here... you'd better bayleef it. D:

[Johnnyspyguy]

@w2gMk  oh meh gawd I can't Raichu another joke and can I have my Gardevoir now

[Johnnyspyguy]

Ok ok I have another one. Sceptile fainted? No no Ekans be
(get it) *laughs like Spongebob*

[Cheesy Demon]

Cheesy Pokemon Joke: Me.

[Oddish 4 ever]

This is Onix-ceptable :3 Get it?